1.06.2009

"Take out, anyone?"

So as one of my "resolutions" I want to make dinner every night. I know, it sounds simple enough, right? Wrong.

I took my kids grocery shopping (first mistake) and got everything I would need for lunches and dinners for the next week or so. Sidenote- Kent comes home everyday for lunch so my goal is to make two meals a day! It's harder than it sounds. Moving on.. I came home and made some burgers (this picture is NOT from my kitchen). Isat down with Kent and we began eating. YUCK! I bite into it and it is like rubber! Kent asks, "is it not done yet?" I said, "Take a bite and I'll tell you!" (name that movie). He tried biting into it over and over again. Nasty! Rubber! We could not bite through it to save our lives. We had a good laugh when I looked at the hamburger packaging and read it was some sort of cubed steak made into patties. Disgusting. So we decided to have hot dogs instead, I had just bought some at the store but couldn't find them in the fridge. So I went and double checked the trunk of the car to make sure they didn't fall out of the bag. I remember checking them off the list because I let Ella put them on in the cart. Wait... Ella! So I check the receipt and no hot dogs were purchased. Strike two! By now we didn't have much time because Kent had to get to a meeting in about five minutes. Okay, let's do toasted bagels and cream cheese (we are really scraping the bottom of the barrel). Our cheap little toaster does not fit bagels so I toasted them on the stove and a blueberry catches on fire! What is happening? So Kent settled for half a bagel and went to his meeting. Poor guy. Here's to New years resolutions. Had I not made that a goal, dinner would have been perfect, right. hahaha.

7 comments:

. said...

Oh Natalie, that story was so funny! It sounds like me every time I try and cook. Lucky for me, Brent Loves to cook and is good at it.
I'm sad that I didn't get to see you while you were in town. Next time I guess one of us will have to take charge so we know when and where to meet. This sort of thing happens almost every time we try and get together.
Also, I have a great web sight for you to visit for all of your organizing needs. http://www.houseoforder.com
I use it all the time and have even taken classes from the lady. I like it better than what Martha offers because it is LDS based.
Happy New Year!

Danae said...

That's hilarious. Funny how such a simple thing like dinner can go so wrong. I do feel for you, though. We've been having some pretty simple dinners lately.

Brooke said...

Oh that is very sad. You deserve a week off of cooking just for all that effort. Resolutions are so overrated! Did you catch The Bachelor?
-very cute Christmas card by the way! Your bow was nice and straight :)

Shannon said...

that was an awesome post! i miss your sense of humor and hanging out! any wife that makes 2 meals a day should be awarded an unlimited credit card at the store of her choice!!

Alison Wilde said...

Natalie--

I am busting up at this story! Sounds like something that would happen to me, so I can relate. I thought Kent only ate chicken nuggets with ketchup?? Hey, at least you are making a great attempt at New Year's Resolutions---more than I can say!

Heidi said...

Bless your heart - hopefully today goes better - you are amazing!!

Becky said...

Funny stories. You are such a good wife- making lunch for your hubby. I would be shoving left-overs or telling Jon to make himself a sandwich for lunch. He gets lunch free at both hospitals, so he usually just does that - - so I do have to say that when he is home, I do sometimes make something for both of us- like the grilled cheese sandwich a few days ago. Anyway- you are amazing!